Eric Altman

You scored as Theater. You should be a Theater major! Like a bohemian actress, you are seasoned and confident and not afraid to express yourself! </td> Theater 100% English 92% Journalism 83% Dance 75% Anthropology 67% Psychology 58% Linguistics 58% Art 58% Philosophy 50% Sociology 50% Chemistry 50% Mathematics 50% Engineering 33% Biology 33% What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3) created with QuizFarm.com

What have we learned
If liars can't believe
Cold, faithless, and obscene
Desire justifies means
Higher than our kind
We're liars anyway
All that I could find
Stolen back today

If you can break down the day
Can't you see that there is a way
When you pull on all the wires
All that we have been, are liars
So bring the justice back
The forgotten can't attack
Like a plague unleash the fears
Spread the lies throughout the years

What can we ever know
If I fall to far below
Dreams justify means
Hot, bloody, and redeemed
Lower than your kind
We're liars again
Nothing you can find
Given back a friend

Bring me back home...
Let me live pretend...
Lie to me again

Bring me back young...
Let me live pretend...
Lie to me again...

I was talking to some folks today in a text medium. People were talking about siblings that died young. I thought of my brother Russell, and the floodgates of typing opened. I got to the point where I realized I was just depressing people. So I'm going to put it all here, and they can read if they want, rather than having it forceably inflicted on them. In this chat setting I am 'Jamethon'.

( From My point of view. Not happy. Don't read if you don't want to know. )

the Prankster (42% dark, 30% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist. You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 30% on darkness You scored higher than 12% on spontaneity You scored higher than 34% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

My MySpace site.
Some poetry. Why not?

So, I often get bored and write applications for GarouMUSH that I'll never use. This is one of them... just felt like posting it. Not even the best one, probably not all that great in general. But thats the point, I think. Just felt like it. Enjoy?

( Click here for spammy application goodness. )

The \\
Last Cigarette:	So long ago I can't remember.
Last Alcoholic Drink:	Yesterday. A few Captain and Cokes and a couple of Coronas (no lime)
Last Car Ride:	Yesterday, coming home from friend's house.
Last Kiss:	...ex-girlfriend Ashley. Lets not bring that up, years ago. Done with it for a while.
Last Good Cry:	Don't remember, should schedule one again.
Last Library Book:	Don't remember, but probably still sitting around a closet somewhere and will never be returned.
Last book bought:	The King of Foxes - Raymond E. Feist
Last Book Read:	The King of Foxes - Raymond E. Feist
Last Movie Seen in Theatres:	Sin City - Awesomeness.
Last Movie Rented:	The Punisher (recent one, liked it alot)
Last Cuss Word Uttered:	Fuck
Last Beverage Drank:	Water
Last Food Consumed:	Chicken and Yellow rice
Last Crush:	...
Last Phone Call:	To friend, asking whats up, lead to heading to his house for a small get together and some poker playing.
Last TV Show Watched:	Las Vegas
Last Time Showered:	This morning
Last Shoes Worn:	Wearing them now, old rockport sneakers
Last CD Played:	Yes - Union
Last Item Bought:	Philly cheesesteak
Last Download:	Don't recall... probably porn?
Last Annoyance:	Certain parts of GarouMUSH
Last Disappointment:	Certain parts of GarouMUSH
Last Soda Drank:	Coke with my Captain
Last Thing Written:	Before this? Code for my new MUSH
Last Key Used:	To get into the house in which I sit
Last Words Spoken:	"Yeah, like that really happens."
Last Sleep:	This morning, was nice.
Last Ice Cream Eaten:	Too long ago to remember
Last Chair Sat In:	The one my ass is in right now. Wooden chair handmade and painted by a friend.
Last Webpage Visited:	fadedyouth's LJ
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Current Mood: curious

Current Music: Lightning Crashes - Live

You Are the Peacemaker

9 You are emotionally stable and willing to find common ground with others. Your friends and family often look to you to be the mediator when there is conflict. You are easy going and accepting. You take things as they come. Avoding conflict at all costs, you're content when things are calm.

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Low
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	Moderate
Antisocial:	High
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	Moderate
Avoidant:	High
Dependent:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

Florida! Bad! Shame on you... you keep electing Bushes over and over again. Do you not care how difficult it is to find a job that pays more than minimum wage? Do you not care that my grandmother's medicare has been cut over 10 times since Jeb took office? Do you not care that censorship is running rampant in Bush's name? Do you not care, one of the strongholds of the Jewish people, that we are turning into the United States of Evangelical Christianity? I'd move to Canada if I could... at least there I could afford to see an eye-doctor so I could see again, sitting this close to the monitor sucks.

Eric

This is in answer to a post on Lanie(neemarita)'s livejournal, it is political in nature and I don't blame you for skipping on over it.

Eric
elraver@yahoo.com
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( Are you high? Oh wait... you were serious. Sorry. )

I still love ya, Lanie!

Years roleplaying: I'm 22 now, started when I was 8 with my older brother's group. So 14 years.
Favorite three characters? Roger, Jamethon, a tabletop Call of Cthulu character no one here would know.
Least favourite character? Douglas. (If I could play that character again, knowing what I know now...)
Male or female characters? Male primarily.
Oldest character? Jamethon probably.
Newest character? Michael, around for a year and almost five months now.
Most popular character? Now, Jamethon... definatly Roger when he was alive.
Character you've never played? I guess Benedict.

Which character of yours would be most likely to...
Jump off a bridge? Roger, and he would always be able to give a good reason for it.
Get drunk and pass out? Jamethon (we proved that already I guess)
Kill somebody in a very unorthodox way? Roger (Dead is dead... so kill them however you can)
Get married? Jamethon. Well, duh. Elisabeth.
Be far too hyper for their own good? Benedict. He likes to talk.
Get lost and refuse to ask for directions? Michael. Damn proud Wendigo.
Get lung cancer? Roger, but still doubtful.
Star in a horror movie? Roger.
Star in a porn movie? Benedict.
Star in a video game? Michael.
Make the world a better place? Jamethon, he really tries.
Have a torrid gay love affair? I guess Roger.
Have their own TV show? Benedict, he loves attention.
Write a book? Jamethon.
Become a hermit? Benedict, he gets in the mood to follow his own path and be left alone. He has swings.
Enjoy being a teacher? Jamethon.
Be extradited? Roger.
Die of old age? Benedict.

Who is the least likely to live past 45? Michael. Ahroun rage! Rarr!
Who will be betrayed? Jamethon. He is far too trusting, even when he feigns suspicion.
Who will be the betrayer? To James... Jarred? Signe? Dunno really...
Who has the most notoriety? Roger, easily.
Who is the most gullible? Jamethon

Relate each word to a character of yours.
Love: Benedict
Hate: Roger
Money: Roger
Seduction: Benedict
Lies: Roger
Tragedy: Roger
Manipulation: Roger
Violence: Michael
Politics: Benedict
Fire: Roger
Ice: Michael

Would you ever...
Play a prostitute? If a particularly interesting story called for it, sure.
Play a musician? Definatly, Roger was a musician.
Play a pilot? Why not?
Play a homosexual? Sure.
Play a politician? Depends on the setting... it can call for too much effort for too little reward.
Create a character for the sole purpose of smut? I tried it on Taps... not for me.

I don't want the world, I just want your half. - They Might Be Giants "Ana Ng"

--- You see, its all that simple. I do not want the world. But I wouldn't mind everything you have.
I have suffered to write these words, but I don't ask for much. I just want... to want.

One thing, I don't know why. It doesn't even matter how hard you try. - Linkin Park "In the End"

--- I fail and I die. It is the goal in life to succeed, so to begin with failure... why bother going on?

Memories fading, soldiers slaying, looks like geezers raving. - The Streets "Turn the Page"

--- The dead can't dance, but the living do. They raise the bayonet and the barrel and
kill thy neighbor. You don't remember them, but you do remember that 'they' died.

Don't pretend to know it all but go ahead, call it a cocoon crash. - K's Choice "Cocoon Crash"

--- You are just a shell. When you die, the body you leave behind will become air and trash.
But knowing that isn't enough. Because you don't know it... not really. All you know are the
words. You accept a meaning you understand because you don't want to confront what you
do not.

One likes to believe in the freedom of music, but glittering prizes and endless compromises... Shatter the illusion of integrity. - Rush "The Spirit of Radio"

--- We once had a time when /your/ favorite band did LSD and cocaine and said... yeah,
I do LSD and cocaine. Their music came from a different place. When they opened that
cask, they opened our minds. Your singers today, are afraid and they are backed into a corner
I'm afraid, and I'm backed into a corner.

I know you used to love me sometime, but now I'm just a toy. - Barenaked Ladies "Just a Toy"

--- I long to be accepted, but know I can be set aside as soon as something shinier with more
features comes into view. You loved me... didn't you?

I walk up on high, and step to the ledge, to see the world below. And I laugh at myself, as the tears roll down, cause its the world I know. - Collective Soul "The World I Know"

--- I could leap out into the void, but what would that accomplish. I'm a silly child to think of
running away with such futility. This is our world. You don't like it? Change it.

Your Jedi Stats by Talon Sky
Name?
Lightsaber color(s)	Orange
Lightsaber type	Dual (Two sabers)
Force Tuneness: 94%
Force Sense: 99%
Force Power Level: 76%
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Jamethon is just good like that.

Well, not so much really. Just a random decision to make a posting. Why not really... Well, nothing of any note. Still broke. Still blah. The mush is alot of fun recently, even with the loss of a good friend... oh well, must go on and all that.

Word.

Stolen from Bree, who originally stole it from some 'Frisket' person...


1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it?
2. Am I lovable?
3. How long have you known me?
4. When and how did we first meet?
5. What was your first impression?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
7. What do you think my weakness is?
8. Do you think I'll Find happyness and self love?
9. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Do you think I could kill someone?
17. Describe me in one word.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?

I'm gonna go ahead and follow the trend. If anyone wants to ask James, Benedict, Michael, or even post-humously Roger or Douglas, a question. Do so! I'll answer them asap. :) Oh, and My Totem Spirit Quiz is back up. Feel free to check it out. Not 100% complete, but I've definitetly updated it a decent amount.

Driving around with an expired registration, while you are awaiting your court date for another unrelated traffic incident.

Eating rare steak.

Trying to behead a Black Spiral Dancer in the next 17 days with no foreknowledge of how to track it down, or what to do once I am able to track said BSD down...

Working and living day to day... any money I potentially make in excess to that which I need to live being pissed away on fun things that are cool 'now' as opposed to what I could use and would need in the future.

Listening to the same music I've been listening to for the last 10 years like it is a drug I need to survive... delusions of grandeur in my head and playing me like the fool I am. I am not going to be a star. I am not going to be rich. I am not going to be happy. Might as well try to be content. Might as well dig my hole and put my head in it. Mmmm, warm and blinding in here... perhaps I can be famous...

Well, I've been ultra-lax in updating Live Journal. Really though, my life isn't that interesting. I work, hang out with friends who have far more interesting lives then my own, MUSH constantly, play a few games, and sleep. I want substance... but more, I want a BSD head on a stick. Fucking rarr.